Hm... well I do love eating things that can talk. Makes me feel godly. 8l *is totally not being creepy right now* But wait! What if I accidentally befriend one of the cookies!? D8
I think you should exercise godliness over the muffin by revealing to him the secret of his birth...and THEN eating him before he can process it too much. A cruel, cruel fate yes, but..I'm sure he expected it.
This adorable artwork is credited to my lovely friend, Mandy <3 I'm still impressed she made my most twisted, dark triangle look cutesy!